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Astrology, Translated

Astrology, Translated

551.00 ZAR

Learn how to read your natal chart in real life using a simple, repeatable method.

Astrology isn’t confusing.

It’s a language that you've never been taught to understand.

Astrology, Translated is a short, focused training that teaches you how to interpret your chart using a simple method you can apply immediately.

No memorizing.  No overwhelm.  No more endless searches.

Inside, you'll learn:

  • How to break down any placement using The Chart CodeTM method
  • What planets actually represent in real life (not textbook definitions)
  • How to understand houses as lived experiences, not abstract concepts
  • How signs modify behavior, patterns, and expression
  • How to translate your chart into real-life meaning

This is for you if:

  • You’ve been trying to understand your chart, but nothing is clicking
  • You're tired of Googling placements and getting surface-level answers
  • You want a clear, simple way to interpret astrology
  • You’re not ready for a full reading, but you still want clarity

What you'll get:

  • 🎥 A focused video training (approx. 30 minutes)
  • 📄 A guided worksheet to help you apply what you learn immediately

The result?

You’ll FINALLY be able to look at your chart and actually say:

“Oh....I get this now.”

 

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Ingredients

A coconut and soy wax blend, fine fragrance oil, and a cotton-core wick. Fragrance is free from phthalates and parabens. Vegan, and never tested on animals.

Poured by hand in small batches and cured for two weeks before it is wicked and labelled.

Candle care

Trim the wick to 5mm before every burn. On the first burn, let the wax melt to the edge of the glass — around two hours — so it does not tunnel afterwards. Burn for three to four hours at a time, away from draughts, and stop when about a centimetre of wax is left.

Never leave a burning candle unattended, or within reach of children and pets. Read the full care guide.

Shipping and returns

Free shipping on orders over $50. Orders are dispatched within one to two working days, Monday to Friday.

Unopened items can be returned within 30 days. If something arrives damaged, get in touch and we will replace it.

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Common questions

How long will a candle last?

The 7.2 oz jars give 40 to 50 hours, and the 12.5 oz double-wick gives 70 to 80. Burning for three to four hours at a time, rather than all evening, gets you closer to the top of that range.

Why has my candle tunnelled down the middle?

Almost always the first burn. Wax has a memory, so if the first burn is put out before the melted pool reaches the edge of the glass, it will follow that same path every time after. Let the first burn run about two hours.

What is in the wax?

A blend of coconut and soy wax. Coconut holds fragrance well and burns slowly; soy gives it the structure to stand up in a jar. Both are vegetable waxes, so there is no paraffin. More on why we chose it.

Can I reuse the glass?

Yes, and we would rather you did. Pour just-boiled water into the finished jar, wait for the last of the wax to lift and set on top, then lift it out and wash the glass with warm soapy water.

Candle, reed diffuser or room spray?

Candles suit rooms you sit in, diffusers suit rooms you pass through, and sprays are for resetting a room quickly. We go through it properly here.